askthewarriorprincess:

Always feel free to tag me in a post if you want to rp. Or message me if you have an idea for a plot. You never bother me, guys. Really.

shieldagentnovember started following you 

Sophie looked up from the paperwork on her desk to see Agent November, codename Breaker standing above her. Her mind instantly connected a name with a reputation. Breaker, the master interrogator who could break anyone and everyone. Sophie made a mental note to try to avoid making this girl angry. Sophie would be all too easy for her to break if she tried.

Sophie thought through all this in less than a second, then smiled up at the girl. “Hello, Agent. How can I help you?” she asked, knowing that even though her faked smile was executed perfectly, her eyes were still empty and cold. There was nothing she could do to change that.

Reblog if you think this is beautiful. 

delicious-hiddle-morsels:

kneelsforlaufeyson:

young-thor:

I.. can’t.  Jotun Loki is just, damn.

He is incredibly beautiful. Even if he wasn’t Tom, he’d be beautiful.

natcat5:

bloggish:

enchantedtulip:

sir-pimp-master-arthur:

irmesia:

im-the-muthafucking-leaf:

bledri:

racethewind10:

sicani:

Jupiter may have just saved Earth from a devastating impact event

Something just went down on Jupiter. Monday morning, at 11:35:30 UT, amateur astronomers glimpsed a brief but blazing flash of light in the upper reaches of the planet’s cloudy atmosphere. If past observations are any indication, Jupiter may have just sustained a major impact event. If that’s the case, the gas giant may have just saved Earth from a devastating cosmic collision.

Bitches please. That was the USS Enterprise coming out of warp. 

Bless you Jupiter.

Thank you, Jupiter!

Jupiter/Earth
OTP.

I ship it

How long until we can expect the fanfiction? 

  “Hey Jupiter!” Earth burst in, grinning wildly. “Where are you? Some of my scientists got this theory about your moons and-“

“I’m over here.” The voice calls out from another room and Earth frowns. Why does Jupiter even have rooms? Hesitant, he walks into another room, to find Jupiter. The man is standing shirtless, which could be a little awkward, until he notices Jupiter standing slouched and the red, inflamed burn along his torso.

“Jupiter?! What happened?!” Without a second thought he rushes forward, grabbing ice off a table and wrapping it in a towel, and pressing it to the burn. Jupiter jumps back, and Earth whacks his hand. “Stay still! Trust me, I know what I’m doing. We have actual medical professionals on my planet. We have actual people on my planet.”

“…Hello, Earth.” Then Earth realises his position, kneeling in front of Jupiter and with his hands pressed to the other man’s chest. And he hasn’t even said hello. He blushes.

Must defuse situation. “Uh, hi!” he says awkwardly. “Sorry about bursting in. You know me, always interfering with everything and thinking I know what’s best for everyone, ha ha!”

Jupiter chuckles. “It’s fine.” Earth notices the ice is heating up so he takes it out of the towel, swaps it for more ice. Jupiter winces as Earth reapplies the bundle.

“Seriously though,” Earth says, “What happened?”

Jupiter sighs. “Impact event. Asteroid, comet,” he says.

Earth stops dead. Impact events. He’s seen a few of those in his time, and they’ve always been so much worse for him than anyone else - the rest of his solar system is barren enough it doesn’t count, but him, teeming with life and ideas and species. He still remembers when he lost the dinosaurs, in a haze of fire and ash and poison. Woke up centuries later, smaller and fragile. He loved them so much, and still remembers them. It terrifies him to think of such a thing happening again, even to his humans, with all they’ve done to the planet - he loves them too.

And… Jupiter. “I’m so sorry,” he says, blinking through the haze of emotion.

“It’s alright,” smiles Jupiter, and Earth wants to ask how can it possibly be alright? “It’s not exactly an uncommon occurrence. Largest planet in the solar system; I think my mass just attracts things.”

“What?” Earth leaps to his feet. “But - that’s not fair!”

Jupiter cocks his head to the side. “Greatest mass, greatest target. Laws of physics. How is that not fair?”

“Because - because you haven’t done anything wrong!”

Jupiter laughs again. “Oh, right. You and all your lifeforms, and their concepts - fairness, morality, karma.”

“Don’t mock me; they don’t even all have those, anyway,” Earth huffs. “But how can you… Look at that burn, man. And you’re telling me this is nothing?”

Jupiter briefly looks down at the oozing, crusting thing. “Well, what would happen if I wasn’t here, huh?” he asks. “The meteors - or comets, or asteroids, or whatever - would get past me, hit the smaller planets behind. Your best friend Mars… or Venus and Mercury, nuts as they are. Or you.”

Earth gulps. “You shouldn’t have to do this for us,” he says.

Jupiter smiles, before pulling Earth into his embrace. Um. Okay. “It’s alright, Earth. I don’t mind. After all - I’m a gas giant, emphasis on the giant. I can get by, pretty much no matter what happens. Other people are more important. People like you. You’re… special.”

“I’m not,” says Earth. “I’m not special. Just… self-important.”

Jupiter chuckles again. “You’re better than you think you are. You’re alive, Earth, and that’s the most important thing. You have people, ideas, emotions still to share. You have so much to find, so much to see, so much to explore. You’re fragile, and I wouldn’t let you get set back by just any old meteor. You are special, Earth; you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.”

“ you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.”

And then I actually started to ship it. 

What the hell. 

@littlesophiebird 

secondbestprince:

littlesophiebird:

Sophie smirked. This wasn’t an argument. This was a game, and a fun one at that. She had long been awaiting someone who was clever enough to have this kind of argument with her: where they both know that it’s not an actual argument, but a battle of wits. If conversations like this were going to be happening everyday, then this might be a more fun trip than she thought.

“Well, normal people might not survive. But I’m far from normal. Also, I haven’t had anything to come home to for the past seven years. And certainly not anything normal. Something tells me that I’ll be alright,” she smirked and gave him a small wink. 

A small smile actually appeared on Loki’s face. Oh, he would have fun with this. It had turn into a game of wits, and he intended to win it. What kind of Liesmith would he be if he couldn’t make a solid lie for a mortal? 

“Of course you’re normal. Unless you’ve saved the world or destroyed it, you haven’t seen anything.” It was a gamble; Loki didn’t know enough about her to be able to tell if this was true. “Than all the more reason not to overwhelm you. Having a home instead of a mound of dirt must be hard to get use to.” He slid an insult in for good measure. Insults were fun.  

Sophie chuckled lightly and shook her head. “Oh did I forget to mention? I was also an independent assassin for three of those years. I was the Cardinal- one of the best assassins in the business. That means that I’ve murdered royalty before. Kings. And I didn’t get caught. Do you know why I didn’t get caught? It was because I was disguised as a handmaid in the castle, and after everyone had gone to sleep one night, I came in and slit the king’s throat. Then I ran away, leaving nothing but a little red feather behind. That was my trademark. Everywhere I killed someone, I left a cardinal’s feather, since I was the Cardinal, the Little Redbird.

“I stayed in that castle for three months. It was one of the fanciest, richest castles on Midgard. Asgard won’t be much of a culture shock,” she threw in an insult at the end, mimicking what Loki had done.

If you want to give me a M!A keep these things in mind: 

cawcawbirdboy:

theyoungwarlock:

Character Development:

• Change my character’s motivation. (ie: make a good character turn bad, or a bad character good.)
• Give my character false memories, or the memories of another while removing the normal memories.
• Make my character shy, or outgoing.
• Take away one of the five senses. (if the character is of supernatural origin then take away something of that nature)
• Give my character an allergy.

Physical Appearance:

• Change my character’s age. (ie: age them to a child, or an elder.)
• Make my character the opposite gender.
• Keep my character’s gender, but change how everyone else sees them, but allow them to think they see themselves as they always have.
• Make my character shorter, or taller.
• Break a bone, or many if need be, or injure my character.

Psychological:

• Give my character nightmares, night terrors, sleep walking, sleep talking, or insomnia.
• Give my character a new fear. (ie: irrational fears work best)

Misc:

• Turn my character into an animal or supernatural/fantasy creature.
• Give my character a new talent that they can only do around certain people.

Reblogging because this is actually really good. I mean, some people follow a RP’er and want to watch them with a magic anon but struggle to come up with one.

carolineandannaleigh:

I’m assuming you guys already know…

Know about what? What happened?